Sappy Cards

Dear Toolbox,

A neccessity I recommend including in your column: Sappycards ... the
right tool for dealing with holidays, awkward crushes, and general
communication of love for the socially inept.

My next door neighbor, Tim, makes these sarcastic, hilarious cards using
designs inspired by security envelope patterns and old book covers. Tim
is a linguist and all-around amazing guy with an amazingly blunt and
refreshing sense of humor that comes across in his cards:

"Something always prevents me ... from killing you."

You need them in your toolbox, too.

Available online and in selected stores. A six-pack of cards is $10, or you can send and e-card.